ptbruiser:

technojazz:

YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS MUCH STUF BEFORE!!!

I can’t decide if you have a sickness or if I want to be invited to your next party.

And I don’t think I’ve ever seen you that happy before.

Here’s the deal.  Let us start at the store.  When you buy oreos, you do not buy single stuf oreos.  You buy double stuf.  You feel terrible, but you buy the overpriced double stuf anyway (the reason single stuf exists is to justify the price of double stuf) because you want more stuf.  But no.  You are not satisfied.  You need more of that stuf.  That is where brandon I come in, with NEW! TUB O’ STUF!  think of it.  You have most likely never experienced that quantity of stuf before, have you?  In a tub, it an be a dollop, spoonful, whatever.  You are limited only by your imagination.  Never again are your senses to be held back by two disgusting stale wafers of nastiness that you throw in the trash after you lick the stuf off anyway.  Say hello to the future of oreo.  Say hello to STUF!  (and coming soon, TUBE O’ STUFF with assorted nozzles, CUBED STUF and BALLS O’ STUF).  patent pending…..and it’s not disgusting if you just have an open mind while eating.  turn off the gag reflex and enjoy.  It’s all psychological.  It really is good.