(via bitsandpieces)
Me too…..
Hamburgers.
1. I’m allergic. It’s like a “Why must they taunt my white blood cells?!?” kind of attitude.
2. Tastes bad to me. Always hated the little bundle. What do I get at burger king you ask? Chicken Fries-chicken in a rather large fry form AND they are good every time. There is no room for error when making them (unlike hamburgers) AND you can’t accidentally leave the pickles on chicken fries, now can you?
(man I’m being really gratuitous with these self-centered posts……well you can have all of the GPYOWs you want, I’m going to keep on complaining to you all. Might be enlightening, who knows.)
Honestly? For the second time, you’re turning your own personal misfortune into the basis for a vendetta against otherwise delicious foodstuff. First, “Oh, my milk is spoilt. Milk sucks,” and now, “I’m too much of a girl to handle a burger. Good thing they taste awful. I totally wouldn’t want to eat one even if I could handle it.” Take a tip from me: next time your tummy-wummy can’t handle a pillar of American cuisine (yes, “American cuisine” is said tongue-in-cheek), quit trying to justify yourself and be man enough to admit you’re a little girl.
Not exactly vendetta. Surface level-If I eat that I might die. Heart of the matter- tastes like molten tar. Not only is my disdain for milk and hamburgers caused by my various medical maladies, but is also caused (mainly caused) by the sheer repugnance of their odor and taste to me. First and foremost in these posts I am trying to get the point across that I am the pickiest eater in the world. letting slip to various people I encounter that I eat my cereal with water always garners unusual but enthusiastic responses, and because I could not think of anything else to post lately, I thought why not.
Hamburgers.
1. I’m allergic. It’s like a “Why must they taunt my white blood cells?!?” kind of attitude.
2. Tastes bad to me. Always hated the little bundle. What do I get at burger king you ask? Chicken Fries-chicken in a rather large fry form AND they are good every time. There is no room for error when making them (unlike hamburgers) AND you can’t accidentally leave the pickles on chicken fries, now can you?
(man I’m being really gratuitous with these self-centered posts……well you can have all of the GPYOWs you want, I’m going to keep on complaining to you all. Might be enlightening, who knows.)
1. George W. Bush.
2. Dave Davies.
3. Ray Davies.
4. Death Cab for Cutie guys.
5. I said hi to Jewel.
6. Carmelo Anthony.
7. Adam Foote.
8. John Elway.
9. Will Poole VIII.Reblog with who you’ve met. Let’s make a big tumblr chain.
1. Spike Lee
2. Black Thought and ?uest
3. Lupe Fiasco (I didn’t meet him really, but I saw him walking down St. Catherine’s)
4. Rihanna and Chris Brown1. Xzibit
2. Stephen Root
3. Adrian Brody
4. Catherine Keener
5. The first season cast of “The Hills”
1. Al Gore
2. Richard Simmons
3. Ted Leo
4. Mike Huckabee
5. Honus Honus and Critter Crat from Man Man
1. al roker
2. nick lachey
3. ashley simpson
4. david itkin (conducter of arkansas symphony orhestra)
5. saw steven cojocaru
6. saw warwick davis
7. matt lauer
8. the roloff family
(gnomechomksy how did you meet richard simmons? awesome.)
just got some piano sheet music of Beauty and the Beast and Wicked. Two rather large volumes of sheet music from the broadway musicals. I play the piano by ear, and I have not had the urge to buy sheet music (let’s call them sheets from now on…..sound cooler….like saying “vinyl”….I mean,….that’s kind of better than “records”….) in five years, since I actually took piano. And I must say, what a wake up call. getting through it, though…..
[I guess the way this is working out is that whenever the post is titled “so I” it signifies that in the paragraph following the reader will get a fleeting glimpse into my daily life……the more uninteresting and “eh, that’s kind of….. yeah” parts. SO I guess this is my second recurring post series…mmmmm …..]
MILK. I detest the stuff, tastes extremely sour and gross (was allergic to it till I was 5, maybe why)……any food that has the faculty to go bad after a while when it has been sitting there seemes rather dull and un-exciting….and what do I eat my cereal with, you ask? trust me, you dowanna know….
a brand spanking new “recurring post” segment (I guess you could call it) of my tumblog in which I reveal a food or other edible morsel which I do not like (hate, actually) yet pretty much the entire rest of the world does. sure to be loads of fun, there will be many a double take at computer screens around the country, many will refresh their browsers only to find that the post was in fact real, and I have high hopes that you will be taken aback, as the saying goes…..so stay tuned. yes this was a teaser trailer, and yes my tumblarity went up by three, YES.
You know, looking at it like this, it doesn’t look as appetizing as my memory serves me.
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